"Here's an image of some fuckface crying their eyes out in a goddamn car, probably because they got dumped or lost their fucking job or something. Fuck knows why that shitbag is so upset. They look like a dumbass with that red top on too. Maybe they're just trying to make themselves feel better by wiping their face, but it ain't gonna work, pal. I mean, have you seen the rain outside? Fuckin' weather."