Hey, c*nt! Whatcha doin', snoozin' in that shitty-ass bed? Yer prob'ly tryin' t'get some rest after all the hard f*ckin' ya did last night, huh? Well, jus' so ya know, we got some real good dick pics of yerself and your fat friend with the massive tits. Think that shit ain't gonna end up on some nasty porno site or somethin', 'cuz it f*ckin' will! And guess what - we got yer address, bitch, so if ya don't wanna see your face splattered all over the internet like a fat lady's period, maybe ya should start thinkin' about how much money ya wanna pay us to keep it our little secret. Or we could just post that shit on Reddit and let them cum-guzzlin' f*ggots have a field day with it. Yer call, bitch!