""" Take a fuckin' look at this bitch, lying ass-up on a fuckin' beach towel, totally nude and ready for some serious dick-sucking action! This is the definition of a fine piece of ass, motherfuckers. You wanna see some tits? She ain't wearing no fuckin' top, ya dumb shit! And her ass? Holy fuck, it's like a goddamn piece of art, man. I swear to Christ, if I were there, I'd be all up in that bitch's business, givin' her some serious cock-lovin'. She's fucking perfect, ya feel me?""